Criminals Day 12: Dr. Blargansnarf

Today’s topic was “Evolution”.

Dr. Blargansnarf, usually just called Dr. Snarf by her colleagues, has an unhealthy fascination with our inability to completely tap into our brain power.  Combine that with her obsession with X-Men and her genius mind for genetics, and you have a mad scientist in a cold, lonely laboratory with plenty of mice with the goal of creating a serum that will enable a person to use 100% of their brain…along with a few other side effects.  Her test subjects are not exactly volunteers.  At least she’s working on mice first.

Criminals Day 11: Zarzatron

The theme was “Space”.

Zarzatron is an alien bent on destroying everything.  He enjoys destroying everything so much that he has blown up his own ship in a trigger-happy-fit, significantly slowing down his travel as he literally runs across the universe by hopping from debris fragments to asteroid fragments, his large gun tenderly held until it can be used again.

Criminals Day 10: Human Statue

Topic 10 was “Statue”.

This immediately made me think of the Human Statue that drove the police department of Sandford insane in the movie “Hot Fuzz”.  While not an original idea, I did like the idea of just a friendly human statue just minding his own business and his only crime being (presumably) loitering and annoying the police.

Criminals Day 9: Old Man Tripper

The theme was “Apparitions”.

Old Man Tripper is what you would call a prankster.  Unfortunately, he tends to take pranks a little too far.  A creepy-looking individual whose hygiene is as bad as his fashion sense, Old Man Tripper has a unique ability that he takes advantage of.  Having the ability to look into your soul and see your greatest fears, Old Man Tripper can literally hack into your senses and make those fears “come to life”, but only to you.  So when you’re against a wall screaming that you’re being flanked by an army of armor-clad arachnids, you are going to find yourself in a straight-jacket as Old Man Tripper laughs at your expense.

Criminals Day 8: Tiara

I got a little behind with my sketches!  The 8th topic was “tiara”.

Tiara is a woman who loves her luxuries, specifically jewelry and coach handbags.  She targets jewelry stores and often distracts the clerk by flirting with him while slipping some of the latest expensive goods into her hand bag.  She also adores her shih tzu, Crystal, who travels everywhere with her in her coach bag and is sometimes a very willing decoy in Tiara’s robberies.  Even The Gentleman, who salivates at the sight of her jewels, has to think twice about approaching this shrewd woman.

Criminals Day 7: The Vespa Streaker

The seventh topic was “Vespa”.

I think the sketch speaks for itself.

Criminals Day 6: Rejected Opera Singer

The sixth topic was “noise”.

The rejected opera singer has complete confidence in her vocal cords.  Unfortunately, no one else does.  Going from theatre to theatre and facing rejection over and over, she only becomes more determined for stardom and is convinced that she is surrounded by fools that are completely unaware of the brilliant talent that is slipping under their fingers.  After exhausting all of her efforts, the singer has begun showcasing her vocal cord prowess in public.  Unfortunately, she reaches pitches so incredibly high that buildings around her suffer broken windows.  She is completely oblivious to this, and the city she “sings” in is currently suffering a hefty bill in terms of glass replacement and cleanup.

Criminals Day 5: Pew^2

The fifth topic was “Laser”.

I actually took an earlier idea I had from my billboard hits sketch-athon back in March for this one but made it slightly less ridiculous (no t-rex mounts and no cowboys).

Pew^2 is a man who has very unique tastes in lasers and a brilliant mind for genetics.  While Pew^2 enjoys destroying things with lasers, he doesn’t want to be that guy with the ray gun.  He wants to stand out, he wants to inspire awe and terror as he wrecks havoc on cities.  And so Pew^2 worked tirelessly in a conveniently abandoned genetics lab until he created a landshark with the ability to fire lasers when squeezed.  Pew^2 intends on adding a scope and trigger to the landshark later, but for now is just enjoying the fact that he can run around blowing things up by squeezing a shark.

Criminals Day 4: Tick Tock

The fourth topic was “Body clock”.

Tick Tock is a cyborg assassin.  She follows orders and tasks down to the second of the clock that powers her body and is never a millisecond late in carrying out her mission.  Due to her unusual and disturbing appearance, Tick Tock has the ability to project an image of a normal woman in the minds of people who see her.

 

Criminals Day 3: The Germaphobe

The third criminal topic was “cleanliness”.

The Germaphobe originally referred to himself as Mr. Clean, but had to change his name due to certain copyright infringements.   Disdainful of anything that is unclean, the Germaphobe hides himself from the “dirty, germ-infested world” by constantly wearing a hazmat suit and patrolling the streets in a very unsubtle manner, always carrying cleaning supplies on his person.  He’s particularly fond of kidnapping unwashed or unkempt-looking people, and cleaning them before safely returning them to a cleaner area of the city (that he vigorously washed down and scrubbed the night before).  Victims are usually too confused and too distracted by their new zestfully clean smell to press charges against the Germaphobe.